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"He is one of the worst human beings to have ever played for England."

Who is at the top of writer Paul MacInnes' naughty list?

  • "He’s had so many clubs, but he’s managed to bag himself a Saturday because he never plays on a Saturday."
  • "It’s almost the inevitability of a Greek tragedy. You know it’s coming and when it does, it’s all your worse fears confirmed."
  • "From space the first thing you see is the Great Wall of China and the second thing is Carlton Palmer’s legs"
  • "He just crosses and crosses and crosses. Doesn’t score, crosses some more... Never manages to find anyone’s head."
  • "We look abroad and we see Lionel Messi. They look abroad and they see Emile Heskey."
  • "He is one of the worst human beings to have ever played for England."
  • "I turned to my wife and I said: That man is an absolute shower and he will let his goal slip through his arms tonight."

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