Great Comedy Quotes and Catchphrases

Is Mr. Humphries available to help a man try on a dress?

Browbeaten Timothy Lumsden tries to discuss his future with his mother.

Lister helps Kryten to break his programming and insult Rimmer.

Del scolds Rodney when he uses a courageous moment to make a foolish choice.

Dave Allen closes his sketch show in his own unmistakeable way.

Road workers deface Kylie the tortoise.

Charlie Tully charms a tourist looking for the Queens picture collection.

Captain Mainwaring reprimands Private Pike for using his radio on duty.

Insecure Woman asks the questions when she is stopped for speeding.

Baldrick offers to help Prince George.

Lauren tests the patience of her teacher who she decides is gay.

Tommy Cooper prepares the audience for his ‘eggs’ trick.

Feuding Professors insult each other in a History Today sketch.

Edina returns home from her fashion show a bit worse for wear.