'Every time I stepped forward I slid two steps back!'

“Here you big Comanche!” says the Lawn Ranger. “I have a wee joke for the show!”

“OK,” Sean says. “Will I do it in the voice of Roy Walker?”

“Wee Johnny was late for school,” Sean says in the voice of Roy Walker. “When he was asked why he was late he said ‘look outside, there’s snow and ice! Every time I took a step forward, I slid two steps back!’ The teacher asked him, ‘Well how did you manage to get here?’ Wee Johnny said, ‘I turned to go home.”

With music from Brendan Bowyer and the Royal Showband, The Four Tops, Shakin’ Stevens, and more.