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1. Episode 12

   12/12How a night out led to fears of a fractured skull, and the coffee-break broken nose.
2. Episode 11

   11/12Includes a man who has been poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung.
3. Episode 10

   10/12Including a DIY enthusiast whose ear was almost severed falling off a ladder.
4. Episode 9

   9/12Includes a man airlifted from a North Sea oil rig after he snorts up a tiny toothpick.
5. Episode 8

   8/12Featuring a nasty blockage involving an iPod that isn't music to the ears.
6. Episode 7

   7/12Features a man whose crucifix conducted a million-volt bolt of lightning through his body.
7. Episode 6

   6/12Featuring a frustrated farmer whose knee has been smashed by a runaway sheep.
8. Episode 5

   5/12Featuring a man who has been gored by a raging bullock.
9. Episode 4

   4/12A rollerblader has a smashing smile after falling flat on his facial piercing.
10. Episode 3

    3/12Includes the case of a pole dancer who falls off her pole and on to her head.
11. Episode 2

    2/12Skilled surgeons operate on a five-year-old's nose to extract life-threatening Lego.
12. Episode 1

    1/12Featuring a housewife who performed haberdashery on her husband, without anaesthetic.