Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsSeries 5Episodes Episode guide

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1. Near, Far

   14/14Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Louise struggles to keep Mick.
2. Love 83199

   13/14Jonny goes for his dream job. Gaz and Donna get a dream house. Louise finds a dream date.
3. God

   12/14Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna.
4. Bababababa

   11/14When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention.
5. Who's the Daddy?

   10/14Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his.
6. Stot or Pronk

   9/14Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz.
7. Fat

   8/14Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking.
8. Crab

   7/14Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan.
9. Antlers

   6/14Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong.
10. Potato People

    5/14Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.
11. Ecuador

    4/14Jonny's new car gives him women trouble. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for bedding Janet.
12. Shrink

    3/14Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them.
13. Nobbly Bobbly

    2/14Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house.
14. Death

    1/14With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss.