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How do Scottish wrestlers go on tour?

Warning: this road trip is not suitable for grannies.

1. Obtain your wrestlers

“Grado, where are you?” “My ma’s been in Ireland; av nae clean claes.” “Seriously, that’s why he’s late?” “Grado, get in the campervan.”

2. Get provisions — and remember: a wrestler is a machine worthy of only the best fuel

Booze & junk food: a top athlete’s nutrition plan

3. Choose the classiest vehicle available

4. Always be courteous to fellow road users

5. Keep everyone’s spirits high with a traditional road trip singalong

6. Take in the local culture and landmarks of the city you’re visiting

7. Have a clear marketing plan but, whatever you do, don’t attract the attention of the local law enforcement

8. Get a local legend to show you the sights (don’t go near the patio!)

9. Hook up with the cast of Geordie Shore

10. Get their top tips on a spray tan

Jack Jester & Davey Blaze’s extreme tan level instructions leave Chris with quite a bit more than a golden glow

11. Always remember that what goes in must come out (see 2)

12. Finally: no matter how far Scottish wrestlers travel, they never forget their roots

Meet the heavyweights

  • Drew Galloway

    The wrestling superstar who has returned to reclaim his throne.

  • Grado

    “It’s yersel!”

  • Jester

    “When I was at school I wanted to be a tattoo artist, a wrestler or a clown — and, so far, I've managed to do all three.”

  • Mark

    “It’s a soap opera; it’s a drama; it’s an action movie. And everything ends in a fight.”

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