Boardroom Banter: Week five

The style guide for this @Lord_Sugar arrival was “Men In Black Meets Coach Trip”. We nailed it. #theapprentice

BBC One – Fat Daddy’s Grooming Hell #TheApprentice

Right.. I am watching @bbcapprentice let's see how I go (Deborah Meaden)

Sanjay thinks he is very good looking

BBC One – The Karren Brady Headshake of Doom #TheApprentice

All hail chess master Daniel

Daniel thinks 3 moves ahead , maybe he is in the wrong show he should be on strictly

The team loves Daniel don't they

This is the facial expression you get when you negotiate an 80% discount #theapprentice

Smooth (tour) operator - Solomon

Nick Hewer pursues his new career in Sandwich Ventriloquism. #TheApprentice

Woman fast asleep

RT if being on this coach singing ‘One Man Went To Mow’ is your idea of hell… #theapprentice

Karen's verdict on the coach sing-a-long

John Whaite - If I got on a bus tour and they sang that crap I think I'd kick them off the bus and finish the tour myself #apprentice

Why aren’t they doing a Fat Daddy Coach Trip? Keep the dream alive, candidates... #TheApprentice

Hello to all the fat daddies out there!

Last week he was fat Daddy now he is dressed like a stick of rock talking about pigs #stitchedup #TheApprentice

Budget airline Felipe

Facial muscles in need of a workout? Then try #TheApprentice Cringe Test! Step #1: Look at these pics Step #2: Repeat

I've had to leave the room while my house mate watches #TheApprentice I can't handle that level of cringe #onemanwenttomow

Signs you’ve nailed a task… you auction lemonade on the way home then ask customers for spare change. #theapprentice

I have a feeling this is all building up to something exquisitely and uniquely awkward. Although I do say that every week. #TheApprentice

English History - Lord Sugar Style #TheApprentice

Like Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn and Steven from #theapprentice, sadly Jemma is history.

What Not To Say In Your CV: #1: “I’m always the girl that nearly wins” #TheApprentice