| Nottingham | English | Sent in by... |
| It reight me duck off | I was bitterly disappointed by it | Nigel Simmons |
| Ahmoff omnaw | I've decided to go home now | Nigel Simmons |
| Gheeower | Exhortation to desist | Nigel Simmons |
| Letseysum snap | Shall we go for something to eat? | Nigel Simmons |
| Ismissus isanos | His wife is a nurse | Nigel Simmons |
| Ahveot messen | I seem to have injured myself. | Nigel Simmons |
| Izzit brok | Is this thing broken? | Nigel Simmons |
| E waint wok | He is reluctant to undertake any form of gainful employment | Nigel Simmons |
Gerron we it then! | Please proceed with your activity! | J. Farrel, Nottingham |
| Ha ya harking? | Are you listening? | Tom Brookes, Nottingham |
| Gerrup on kawsi or ahll bat yer tab! | Please step up on to the pavement or I'll have to repremand you by striking you on the side of your head! | Steve,Raleigh, North Carolina |
| Aya gorrah weya? | Is your wife/girlfriend accompanying you tonight? | Steve, Raleigh, North Carolina |
| Iv ot me sen | I seem to be in some discomfort | Scott Birch-Horn, Nottingham |
| Owdyertite! | Instructions from bus conductor Hold on tight. | Dave Stimpson, Vancouver Island, Canada |
| Mardy arse! | Miserable person | Dave Stimpson, Vancouver Island, Canada |
| Its koad aat, well cover it up then! | No translation needed... | Dave Stimpson, Vancouver Island, Canada |
| Iffiwacummin iddabinair banah | If he was planning to be present he would have been here by now | Dave Wood, Spain |
| Tintintin | It isn't in the tin | Dave Wood, Spain |
| Ilbatyertabole | I will smack your at the side of the ear | Irene Griffis Leesburg Ga, USA |
| Wasamater? | What is wrong? | Irene Griffis Leesburg Ga, USA |
| Yermukyboger | You are dirty | Irene Griffis Leesburg Ga, USA |
| Purasokinit | Shut up/close mouth | Irene Griffis Leesburg Ga, USA |
| Yer sucky bogger | You are being rather daft | Phil Davis, Nottingham, UK |
| Didjagodarn? | Did you go to the Forest match? | John Bamber, Australia |
| Ennyonya-ennyonya? | Does anyone have a cigarette? | Robert Morley, Ottawa, Canada |
| Tarathen | Goodbye | Tom Brookes, Nottingham. |
| Towdya towdya enybody ot ya? | Told you to hold on tightly, has ayone sustained an injury? | Derek Beeston, Nottingham |
| GEROFFONIT! | Leave it alone! | Tom Brookes, Nottingham |
| Yowl koppitt | You will get into trouble | John Mugridge |
| Its black ovver Bill's Muthuz | It looks like rain | John Mugridge |
| Am gooin wi missen | I'm going alone | John Mugridge |
| Gerrofmeshed yermankygit | Next-door's cat's eyeing up me pigeons | Howling whippet |