Caption Competition

Hurray, we got through!

Natalie looks a little 'Cross' with Scott this week.

Hold it right there! I'll get the deoderant!

You put your whole self in. Your whole self out.....

Please come back, it's these new hips, I know I haven't got used to them yet but I'll have it licked by next Saturday...I promise

Natalie: "Do-do-do. Come on and do the Conga....."



Scott: "I don't think The Conga is a dance Natalie."

Put your hands up in the air ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZqTRyWLFk

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying 'Ay-O, Let's do the tango'!"

Scott : "OMG, I'm slipping!"

Nat, I don't think this three-legged dance thing is working for me.

X marks the Scott !

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"Try? Try?????? Stand like that Nat and I'll show you how Gavin scores a try"

Next is left hand, green dot...

Great Captions Folks - especially the Artistic ones.



Apologies for this:-



"Right! Hands up, I'm DC Phil Hunter and I've got TSG outside; You're Nicked Natalie!"



Keeeep Captioning!!!

Comment for caption: "perfect, hold that position while I go for my tea break"

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Near.... Far.....Wherever you are....

Hum, Nat, I hate to say this, but, that box of bananas you were carrying, well, some ones just nicked them.

No Natalie, it's not the 'X FACTOR'

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No Nat it will not be us this week it will be ann and anton hopefully

"That's perfect. Now let's try it in the panto cow costume."

Natalie says to "Pablo" put your hands on my hips and jump to the left.



Pablo replies no that was the Halloween dance, now come to me my little senorita.

Natalie tries to inject some excitement into her choreography after the judges decide to outlaw dramatic lifts.

Scott I would prefer to wait until my tan was dry!!!!

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Honestly Scott, I don't have your fruit pastilles!

I know it was a bit of a disaster Nat, but it's not the Titanic!!

Nat do I have to learn this? - Len will give me a 9 whatever I do.

It doesn't matter how well we do and how hard you work the odds are Ann Widdecombe will win. Let's go down the pub instead.

Sssssscooootttt!!!!!! Natalie is flying like a flag........ and you are the pole

This invisible harness should do the trick next week, Nat!

Scott it's a panto reindeer, you've got to put your head down. I know, I know

It'll be alright when we get the skates and the ice. Honest

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I think you should have waited until after It Takes Two before you wrote that re Brendan, Sheila. Also, did you really vote for Brendan and ALL his partners - including Fiona Phillips? Jo Wood? Frankly, I'm getting tired of the bleating. We didn't have the dance off till Series 5 (but you'd know that, having watched from the beginning) the dance off never stopped the shocks and the ratings dropped because of it. In series 6, the final decision in the hands of the judges would have seen the two least favourite contestants out of the last 6 in the final. Then you'd have seen the ratings drop, which is why they had to think of something quick. Anyway, there's a lot of comments on here now completely off topic.



Scott: I hear Stephen Hawking's appearing next week.

Nat: Yippee, someone who finally understands the scoring system!

Nat: I'm free........woo-hoo



Scott: Ummmm, Nat, figureheads on the front of ships aren't free!

WE MAKE A GREAT PUSH ME PULL YOU!!!

From Scott:



Look Judges, heres the thing. Take a good look at Nat, here and think "roman numerals". Take the hint, for our scores next week. Otherwise, she gets pointed in your general direction - and then I let her loose!

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Don't even think about Craig's comments Nat - it's doesn't do your blood presure any good!

higher Scott, I can't reach the washing line!

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36 18 34 now I will guess your weight