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Don’t you sneeze and don’t you cough

Simon Mayo

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And a good morning to you too. I won’t be moisturising because I haven’t got any. Plus it would add another thing to the morning routine. There are already too many things to do. Plus it’s too late anyway. The die is cast. Embrace the crevice. I have worn plenty of make up in my time-this is what TV does to you and for a few hours you can look as though you aren’t looking like death, only slightly warmed up. Say no to the wet wipe, keep the powder. Yesterday’s homework put the cat amongst the pigeons and I think we can safely do HAIR AND MAKEUP oldies just to keep that tinted-moisturiser theme going.

Foodie Thursday sees Nige offering tartiflette with oodles of (I’m imagining) potatoes, cheese, bacon and garlic. Which I shall then photograph in such a way as to make to look like your compost bin.

Now pass that palette...

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