On the move, early start, off to see a movie called San Andreas. If it hasn't got at least one earthquake in it, it'll be a disappointment. It might be a geography primer about tectonic plates but not sure Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson would be its star if that were the case. I'll get back to you...
A foody Thursday will celebrate the asparagus crop with something edifying if you like that kind of thing. So to prepare we are going for a pizza lunch. This is ostensibly to say goodbye to all the top production talent who have worked on the show but have moved/intend to move to other shows (it's not personal apparently) but really it's because it's only asparagus for tea. Don't tell Nigel. 'Ooh lovely Nige! No just a small helping for me...one frond should be fine...'
And with the whole glittery, spangly, crazy, over the top Eurovision bandwagon rolling into town again. It's time for 1) Paddy O'Connell's confession and 2) as many GLITTERYANDSPANGLYANDCRAZYCOMPETITIONOTT oldies as you can think of. So not Eurovision hits as such just.. oh you know by now
I'll wear my Boom Bang-a-Bang t-shirt and Ding Ding-a-Dong trousers if you do...
