Well really. Just because a man has decorated and celebrated feet. Equal rights for all, pedicured or not is the rallying cry. My one decorated blue toe-nail is an issue granted-it's a bit 'Strictly' for my tastes. I tried the 'I-dropped-the-Elton-John-piano-on-it' line but it didn't get past the 'well why is it sparkly then?' critique (though actually I think EJ would approve of a glittery shiner). Flip-flops are in, nasty trainers are out! Wax! Moisturise! Scrape and drill!
Nige has a ham tart with him, though will make it sound a whole lot better than that. And oldies please on the subject of FAIRY TALES. Richard Dawkins has said that telling your children these stories of frogs becoming princes and other such fantastical fancies is really not helpful. It discourages scepticism apparently. He should have a debate with Phillip Pullman who was on the show recently singing the praises of er, fairy tales. Anyway, you get the picture. Over to you.
I'm sure Prince Charming would have had a pedicure...
Nige has a ham tart with him, though will make it sound a whole lot better than that. And oldies please on the subject of FAIRY TALES. Richard Dawkins has said that telling your children these stories of frogs becoming princes and other such fantastical fancies is really not helpful. It discourages scepticism apparently. He should have a debate with Phillip Pullman who was on the show recently singing the praises of er, fairy tales. Anyway, you get the picture. Over to you.
I'm sure Prince Charming would have had a pedicure...
