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Shades needed

Simon Mayo

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Eric Church is the man. Not just a fine country singer but he had the sense to make sunglasses his trademark look. Perfect. He can wear them on TV, wear them indoors, wear them in restaurants. This is the way to go. Pop on the shades, instant cool and goodbye to whatever has been ailing you for the last 30 years.And I need them now. I may or may not still be in nightwear but I still need them. It's a health an safety thing you know. I could sue.

Now this might not be the best time to have Mary Berry on the show, what with some of you giving up a few things for Lent. But hey she's here so it would be rude not to speak to her. She has a new TV show and a 'Mary Berry Cooks' book full of things to break any resistance you might have to tasty indulgent morsels. Any way she's the nation favourite and peaking in her 70s! Way to go Mary! So BAKING songs again or MARY BERRY tunes of you'd rather.

Thanks! See you at 5!

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