Enourmousness in general

Well really. And it turns out that enormity is perfectly fine thank you very much Mr P. From anyone else and I'd have got all huffy and flouncy but, maybe for the first time, I felt like Michael Howard. So I'll let it pass this time, but if our paths cross in Edinburgh.... Anyway JP is always good fun and a very imposing chap he is too (and looking good for 64).

Also in the 'prime of life' stakes, Paul Weller is in today. 'More Modern Classics' is a compilation of some of his best stuff (obvs) of the last 15 years or so. What is there still to say about Paul? He's come up with some of my favourite songs of all time and he's still the same (it seems to me) uncompromising, music-obsessed rebel that he used to be. Only now with 7 kids including new twin boys, John Paul and Bowie... I saw him parking up in London recently - he could have been filming a video. Classic old Mini, mod-style and those cheek bones. On your radio from 6.

And songs for SPORTS DAY please. As discussed here yesterday. Some have been cancelled, some still causing joy and grief in equal measure. Tunes please!

Tug-of-War starts at 5.