Tom's Top Tales: heckling

Heckling was the subject on Wednesday (QUIET!). Keith Brown from Larbert was one fo the many who gingerly sidestepped the swearing issue...

Tom,

As pointed out the most memorable heckles tend to include colourful adjectives so I will only give you the sanitised version of a memorable moment from my younger cousin Iain. At a football match fraught with bizarre interventions by the whistler, Iain was getting more and more agitated as each decison was meted out.

Eventually it all became too much for Iain who exploded with the following :- "OI REFEREE YOUR DECISIONS ARE LESS CONSISTENT THAN MY MUM'S CUSTARD AND SHE HAS NOT EARNED THE TITLE LUMPY DANIELS BY ACCIDENT."

Cue general guffaws and chants of "there's only one Lumpy Daniels" from those around us, much to the bewilderment of the majority of the crowd. He still takes great pride in that moment in the sun even though he has almost 30 years to improve on it.

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