Meltdown.
Well, it was lovely to be back on my show this morning. I've been off everywhere over the last few weeks covering everything! Nice to be home.
At 4.20 this morning, my studio melted down. And by this I mean EVERYTHING broke. There wasn't one button that worked and my microphone was stuck on permanently and couldn't be shut off. Awful. There was nothing I could do, so I just sat there and chatted and laughed. Ever the professional. Eventually, I moved studios and got back on air but the engineers were called out and had to rip out most of the equipment because of a major malfunction somewhere very important. We're not talking a little glitch here, we're talking properly broken.
What made me laugh was the BBC engineer's report that he filed this morning stating that there had been a major malfunction whilst on air and it did affect the show however (and I quote from the report) "it did make for very entertaining radio".
What more can I ask for?! I think maybe people listen to my show now to find out what I break next. It's kind of my unique selling point.

Comment number 1.
At 17:07 14th Jan 2009, Emma Corsham wrote:Using the handy listen again feature known as the iplayer, I was able to re live this moment at a sensible hour of time.
You handled it well though Greg!
Brap brap
Flash Flash..
Welcome Along to Portsmouth
:-D
Emma Corsham
xx
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Comment number 2.
At 18:53 14th Jan 2009, mattskiba79 wrote:I had trying desperately to get to sleep for 4 hours before this moment of pure brilliance came on. I laughed my head off and then spent this morning trying to remember if it was really,
Gregs "producer neal......Help?" was amazing!
Nice one greg for breaking everything!
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At 21:26 14th Jan 2009, fia_xx wrote:Just listening to it on iPlayer, haha, brilliant. :D
"I hope you're all okay today.. er..." *silence*
Good in a crisis :) xxxx
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At 03:30 15th Jan 2009, Emma Corsham wrote:It wasnt because you were too busy hopping around was it??
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=114629240061&ref=nf
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At 22:46 15th Jan 2009, thefriendpeter wrote:Just listening now Greg, and learning, coz i've just landed a regular slot on our Staffs Uni Student Radio station.... any top tips please?!
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Comment number 6.
At 02:25 16th Jan 2009, thefriendpeter wrote:Made me giggle:P but i hope it dont happen to me :|
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Comment number 7.
At 18:01 16th Jan 2009, Emma Corsham wrote:Ah a fellow student radio'er!
Don't worry, nothing should go wrong.
Whens you're show? I might take a listen.
I do monday 5-6pm and tuesday 8-10pm on www.purefm.com
Good luck! You'll enjoy it
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Comment number 8.
At 04:38 19th Jan 2009, thefriendpeter wrote:hey cheers see www.staffsunion.com/gkmedia/gkradio
and gimme any tips please!
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Comment number 9.
At 04:51 19th Jan 2009, thefriendpeter wrote:oh and yer, 12noon-2pm GMT Thusdays! my first solo show, i have fresh pants....
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Comment number 10.
At 14:59 19th Jan 2009, STEFKY wrote:it was terible and sweet, after all it s not bad... you just play a game with buttons... auch
actually I was having a fun with a gun singing flash flash all twenty minutes... so... good show after couple of days.
it s good to listen your show with you Greg... again.
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