Stuck on a stupid train...
Hi blog fans. Thanks for your comments on the Beyonce video below. The general consensus seems obvious if you read them...

Anyway, I'm stuck on a train on the way to Leeds as I'm deejaying tonight at a club called 'Tiger Tiger'. Apparently there is a power failure on the track which doesn't sound like a good thing.
I thought I'd crack my laptop out and fire up the internet. I'm at a station called 'Newark North Gate'.
I'm quite bored but I just worked out what rude word you can make out of Newark. I think I'd be good on Countdown.


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At 07:23 16th Nov 2008, Jessica Lares wrote:Ahahahahahaha!!!!
'I just worked out what rude word you can make out of Newark.'
Me too, me too...
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At 15:45 16th Nov 2008, drak2 wrote:In the immortal words of Trevor Dann: There's only one thing you need to know about Newark; that it's an anagram of...
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At 15:48 16th Nov 2008, drak2 wrote:Just realised I made that sound like Trevor Dann is dead...which is isn't. Oops
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At 16:10 16th Nov 2008, Sal wrote:hahahahahahaha - so when will we be able to see you on countdown Mr James?
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At 19:06 16th Nov 2008, Joshb22 wrote:i know what word you can make out of newark, i live there! its brill! you should visit us more often greg!
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At 23:09 16th Nov 2008, Emma Corsham wrote:I had to use notepad to work it out... it is 23:08 and a few Smirnoffs oclock.
but now I know!
Hope you got there eventually, you have to come to Portsmouth and DJ!
Emma C
xx
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At 04:20 17th Nov 2008, friendlyforeigner wrote:haha newark. i love it. i'm quite proud of myself as i figured it pretty quickly. brilliant.
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At 11:19 20th Nov 2008, flett1 wrote:haha. always makes me laugh, even though iv new that for years living just down the rd. power failure? thats wot get for travelling with National Express. Cross Country all the way! were going 2 b offering free wifi soon when the trains get re done!
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