The only thing left to do is laugh...
Came back home straight after the show today because I needed a bit of kip before going back in to do the DVD Clinic with Fearne at 14:30.
Managed to get off to sleep quite quickly, then all of a sudden, the blind pings up which, when you're asleep, is the loudest noise ever. So, light came streaming in and I was awoken. Got off to sleep again, and the people opposite my flat decided they would get their tree chopped down. Again, one of the loudest noises ever. The unrelenting buzz of the chainsaw unterrupting my beauty sleep once again. (It's still going on)
I eventually got back to sleep again. That was until a man walked into my bedroom, shouted "Oh S**t" and slammed the door again. By this time, I didn't know what was going on. I was asleep, fully naked with the cover off due to it being a bit hot. The man turned out to be a workman that the estate agents had sent (after many rude phonecalls from me) to fix the hot tap in my bathroom and fit a new blind. Suppose it serves me right.
I'm sitting here now watching them both blundering about dropping things and swearing. However, instead of giving in to the tiredness and annoyance, I'm just chuckling to myself...because he saw my arse.

Managed to get off to sleep quite quickly, then all of a sudden, the blind pings up which, when you're asleep, is the loudest noise ever. So, light came streaming in and I was awoken. Got off to sleep again, and the people opposite my flat decided they would get their tree chopped down. Again, one of the loudest noises ever. The unrelenting buzz of the chainsaw unterrupting my beauty sleep once again. (It's still going on)
I eventually got back to sleep again. That was until a man walked into my bedroom, shouted "Oh S**t" and slammed the door again. By this time, I didn't know what was going on. I was asleep, fully naked with the cover off due to it being a bit hot. The man turned out to be a workman that the estate agents had sent (after many rude phonecalls from me) to fix the hot tap in my bathroom and fit a new blind. Suppose it serves me right.
I'm sitting here now watching them both blundering about dropping things and swearing. However, instead of giving in to the tiredness and annoyance, I'm just chuckling to myself...because he saw my arse.

This is the workman's stuff in my flat. Note that the sink only has one tap. It takes me ages to get round the things.

Comment number 1.
At 17:07 15th Jul 2008, SarahBxxx wrote:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That is one of THE Funniest Stories Ive Ever Had - It will keep me laughing for some time.
I can't believe a workman walked into YOUR BEDROOM and saw you ARSE, hahaha. Oh I bet he was embrassed, doesn't he know your meant to knock before going into a bedroom!
by the way I have the same laminated flooring lol! One tap with both cold and hot water great isnt it?
Love,
Sarah in Luton
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At 17:31 15th Jul 2008, Jessica Lares wrote:Hahahaha, wow! That's so horrible, but at the same time hilarious. I don't think that guy will ever open a door again without knocking.
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At 22:09 15th Jul 2008, Mandeep24 wrote:LOL just be glad it was just your arse he saw!!
So funny
PS i've not heard your morning show but have on Scott Mills, I didn't realise there was a 4 am!! x
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At 22:11 15th Jul 2008, ronwheeezley wrote:HAHHAHAH! oh greg you never fail to make me laugh. lol thats one lucky workman. hahhaa.
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At 01:26 16th Jul 2008, ValentinaL wrote:hahahaha! and that only happens in movies and greg's life! xD
I cant stop picturing that scene in my mind!
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At 17:53 17th Jul 2008, RachBabe08 wrote:looool,, gonna make me laugh for a while
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