We know what Cock Robin does - he hides his head under his wing - and who can blame him. Journalists in the UK, on the other hand, have an unfortunate tendency to seek solace in seasonal clichés. How many of the following have you noticed, or used?
Big freeze/chill
Big compared to what and according to whom?
Biting wind
Gnash! Descriptive but overused.
Bitter/bitterly cold
Pint or half? Descriptive but overused.
Blizzard/blizzard conditions
The etymology of the word 'blizzard' is interesting. There's also an official definition of one: "A violent snowstorm with winds blowing at a minimum speed of 35 miles (56km) per hour and visibility of less than one-quarter mile (400 metres) for three hours."
Chaos
Prefer disruption, because you can increase or decrease the degree of disruption.
Haven
Anywhere indoors with heating.
Joy
Assumed to be the experience of all children.
Misery
Assumed to be the experience of all adults.
Sub-zero
Since the freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit, I assume, along with the rest of the journalistic profession, that this is a reference to the freezing point of water in either Celsius or Centigrade.
Treacherous roads/pavements
Why do we insist on attributing human qualities to the climate?
Whiteout
Unlikely in the United Kingdom; more frequent in the Arctic or Antarctic. It's when a snow storm makes the land indistinguishable from the sky.
Winter Wonderland
Spare me!
Finally, just to show I'm a humourless old curmudgeon with a broken boiler, here's my favourite cold weather expression from my native Nottinghamshire: 'T'grittuzizahrt' translates as 'large, yellow lorries are spreading grit and salt on the roads'. Or, put another way, 'It's going to be ruddy cold tonight!'
