Losing my Wimbledon virginity

I'm a working Wimbledon virgin: I've been before, but as a child . All I was bothered about was collecting practice balls that I told everyone belonged to Steffi Graff (I don't think they did but the class of 7b never knew that).
So far the tennis has been good: unpredictable, Federer (who's won Wimbledon six times, holds the title and has 16 Grand Slams under his belt) lost his first two sets. While some commentators in the green room were feeling sick, others thought "woo hoo, there's a cat among the pigeons now".
It wasn't to be. Federer kind of cruised it in the end. Other elements are slightly more predictable: many strawberries are being eaten, lots of champagne is being sunk. You can get little bottles to carry around.
But the one thing that is unnerving is how nice everyone is. Surely sports are about tantrums, traumas and popping veins? They certainly are in my world: I watch a lot of Scottish football. Yet I've been here all day and not heard one swear word. Everyone is just so nice. Even in the queue, they'd been there for hours but they didn't care.
To be honest they were loving the sunshine and the banter. Maybe someone had spiked those free cordials being handed out? But I really don't think so. Each and every one made sense.
I've spent most of the day with Jeff Tarango, the infamous tennis player who once stormed off court, and whose wife slapped an umpire. We're doing a daily podcast together, so I'm in for a lot of Tarango time. I think it's a good thing.
He's good for a laugh, inappropriate at times but he certainly knows his stuff, he's made me giggle all day and any man who leaves his wife in the USA as she is about to give birth to his fifth child is certainly dedicated (and brave). I know he is going to make my first working Wimbledon a legendary one so Jeff, I thank you in advance, and don't make me retract this in a few days.
Helen Skelton is one half of the Wimbledon with Tarango and Skelton podcast and will be reporting from Wimbledon on 5 live throughout the fortnight.

Comment number 1.
At 16:20 22nd Jun 2010, David Shield wrote:Nice to hear you involved in the Wimbeldon coverage Helen, you were good on the London Marathon and Epsom Derby coverage.
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Comment number 2.
At 19:53 22nd Jun 2010, what wrote:Shit, another Blue Peter presenter the bbc seems to owe a living and heading this way
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Comment number 3.
At 08:02 23rd Jun 2010, carrie wrote:This woman has the worst voice I have ever heard on radio. Her exchanges with Jeff Tarango the other night on the first podcast were nothing short of embarrassing.
The BBC seem to think dumbing down a sport by bringing in a rogue presenter somehow opens it up to people who have no previous enjoyment of a sport. Please don't let her loose on anything else.
This is her prize for canoeing down the Amazon with her thirty helpers at licence payers' cost, presumably. When she leaves Blue Peter her destination of choice is Radio Five Live, no doubt.
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Comment number 4.
At 11:24 23rd Jun 2010, lunchtime_legend wrote:Carrie, this is the BBC's mistaken view that if someone "achieves" something it must make them popular and capable of doing anything else.
Phil Tufnell wins I'm a Celebrity so let's make him presenter of 5live cricket
Darren Gough wins SCD so he becomes the next presenter of 5live cricket
etc, etc.
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Comment number 5.
At 10:30 24th Jun 2010, TheWesthillDon wrote:Totally agree. Dumbing down at its worst. Bring back Pat Cash. At least he is knowledgeable about Tennis and Tarango and him had a lot of banter between them.
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Comment number 6.
At 10:07 25th Jun 2010, ryanw wrote:"...he's made me giggle all day" what self indulgent piffle this is. Is this the BBC or Hello Magazine?
"To be honest they were loving the sunshine and the banter. Maybe someone had spiked those free cordials being handed out? But I really don't think so. Each and every one made sense."
Why do these type of trival twitterings get such a huge play now on 5Live? Profoundly disappointing.
Has anyone spotted Eleanor? What has she done wrong?
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Comment number 7.
At 10:11 25th Jun 2010, carrie wrote:Eleanor? She's old.
The whole coverage is a turn off. Good job I have plenty of cricket to WATCH with proper commentaries and no goofy half wits who don't know what they are talking about.
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Comment number 8.
At 12:03 25th Jun 2010, lunchtime_legend wrote:"Eleanor? She's old."
No, she's Oldroyd.
5live needs to get a set of balancing scales and put a helium balloon on one side and any new presenter on the other.
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Comment number 9.
At 12:33 25th Jun 2010, carrie wrote:Just answering ryanw's question, I didn't mean I thought that. She could run rings round most of the presenters on any station of the BBC. Her depth of historical and general knowledge comes from a Cambridge education, unlike some people who now grace the airwaves far too much. If she didn't love sport broadcasting so much she could do any kind of programme - rather like Clare Balding has done.
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Comment number 10.
At 13:45 25th Jun 2010, lunchtime_legend wrote:I agree with you, it was just my attempt at a play on words.
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Comment number 11.
At 15:28 25th Jun 2010, Fedster wrote:What a suprise a Blonde uses " Losing my Wimbledon virginity" as the title of her blog.
Her next blog will probarly be titled " Losing my Wimbledon virginity:Part 2 "
Honestly, where are the standards!!
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Comment number 12.
At 19:07 25th Jun 2010, what wrote:Ever wondered why you could never get a ticket for Wimbledon? Thousands go to BBC staff. Livesey's text reader said last night she'd been, but couldn't remember who she'd seen
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Comment number 13.
At 00:35 27th Jun 2010, Sarnia wrote:Wondered who this quite dreadful Helen person with the AWFUL voice was. Not much clearer though as haven't watched Blue Peter for yonks. Am at a loss as to why she is being used? Not a single attribute as far as I can make out. Clare Balding summed up how I (and I suspect a lot of listeners felt) with her heartfelt comment to Simon Mayo today (26/6) ..."Oh I do miss you...". We do too, Clare.
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Comment number 14.
At 18:45 28th Jun 2010, David Shield wrote:I think Helen is doing fine, there is no problem with her voice, it is fine.
The only down side is the end of the best named podcast - Tarango & Cash!
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Comment number 15.
At 19:11 28th Jun 2010, carrie wrote:David, I have never disagreed with you before, but there are just so many things wrong with this, starting from a person who can barely speak properly and doesn't know what she is talking about, to losing a knowledgeable feedback session from two professionals instead of this very drab and totally lacking in connection attempt to attract Blue Peter viewers year olds to the station. Tarango is wasted. I guess he still earns his money though, whoever he is trying to talk to, on such a poor piece of podcasting. I even heard her trying to give a report to Eddie Mair on Radio Four.
It is so, so poor.
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Comment number 16.
At 22:03 30th Jun 2010, Jean_luc wrote:I think Five Live covers sport and news very well, but sometimes there are moments of broadcasting mediocraty that have me shouting at the radio. I refer to the dreadfully awful Helen Skelton. Is there no beginning to her radio presenting talents? I have my doubts. Her voice rips my eardrums to shreds;horrific. Maybe a middle-aged, male, 5Live producer had seen the voluptuous HS on Blue Peter and was so taken by her 'talents' that he immediately offered her job under him. A degree in Broadcast Journalism she may have, but this should not be a prerequisite to allowing a bland, dumbed-down annoyance to be inflicted on the BBC masses. BBC 3 or ITV 2 would be a more appropriate place for her to parade her dodgy wares.
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Comment number 17.
At 00:12 1st Jul 2010, Sarnia wrote:Was listening to 6 Love 6 tonight (30th June) and this Helen person was croaking out the text messages - she sounded SO bad that John McEnroe not once but twice asked whether she felt cold, wanted to borrow a jacket (assuming that her croakiness was down to an ailment and not her actual normal voice). I don't know who thought that this was a good voice for radio but whoever it was should be fired. It's an aural nightmare.
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Comment number 18.
At 13:22 1st Jul 2010, lunchtime_legend wrote:I think 6-love-6 is well past its sell-by-date. It may have had novelty value once but I'm tired of -
every caller telling McEnroe how great he was and how much they enjoyed watching him
every caller's location being mispronounced
if the question is longer than a sentence McEnroe switches off and goes on to the next caller
etc, etc.
Better to have Henman/Stich/Overend instead.
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Comment number 19.
At 20:14 2nd Jul 2010, Lilly_Lane wrote:Good grief! I assumed this woman had a cold aswell, as her awful voice sounds so hoarse and is unlistenable.
Frankly, what with the egotist that is Richard Bacon - a man who has NO interest in Sport whatsoever - I have generally given 5live's Wimbledon coverage a wide berth this year, as it was just too annoying.
On top of that, Sheila Fogarty was on Centre Court for the Breakfast Show this morning....and ofcourse was being advised where she could sit to watch the matches in the afternoon. About as unjustified as when Jane Garvey from Drive was sent to Istanbul to interview fans before the Champions League Final with Liverpool FC.
Just give out free tickets to all and sundry BBC, and if it's abroad, pay their airfare and hotel bills. Sickening!
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