Horrible Science: The planets song

BOTH: ‘’Mercury, Venus, one and two, Earth makes three, that’s home to you. Mars rocks in at number four, Jupiter, Saturn – that’s two more. Uranus and Neptune, then we’re done, The eight planets of the Solar System!’’

EARTH: ‘’Mercury, smallest and closest to the Sun.’’

MOON: ‘’Living on this rocky planet would not be much fun.’’

EARTH: ‘’Temperature ranges are mighty severe.’’

MOON: ‘’And get this, its day is twice as long as its year.’’

EARTH: ‘’Venus is called my evil twin!’’

MOON: ‘’It’s not the kind of atmosphere you’d want live in.’’

EARTH: ‘’It may look pretty in the evening sky.’’

MOON: ‘’But this planet of volcanoes is selling you a lie.’’

EARTH: ‘’Third rock Earth – I’m the place you call home. Spinning beautiful and blue in the Goldilocks Zone. A planet with life – yeah, that makes me unique.’’

MOON: ‘’And I orbit round you every four weeks!’’

EARTH (spoken): ‘’You’re crowding me – move.’’

EARTH: ‘’Mars, the red planet, and rock number four.’’

MOON: ‘’The Romans named it after their God of War.’’

EARTH: ‘’A bone dry planet, where it never rains.’’

MOON: ‘’The dust storms rage across its mountainous plains.’’

BOTH: ‘’Mercury, Venus, one and two, Earth makes three, that’s home to you. Mars rocks in at number four, Jupiter, Saturn – that’s two more, Uranus and Neptune, then we’re done, The eight planets of the Solar System.’’

EARTH: ‘’Jupiter, the largest and fifth from Sun, With its Great Red Spot it’s gas giant number one.’’

MOON: ‘’Massive Saturn, doesn’t it look nice, With its shimmering rings made of rock and ice.’’

EARTH: ‘’Uran-us…’’

MOON: ‘’… or Ur-anus,’’

EARTH: ‘’…okay, you decide. What to call planet seven that lies on its side.’’

MOON: ‘’This big gassy giants as cold as can be, with huge diamonds floating on a carbon sea.’’

EARTH: ‘’Neptune is our last but not least number eight.’’

MOON: ‘’If you don’t like sunlight, then this place is great’’

EARTH: ‘’Shhh – there was a time, when we had a planet nine.’’

MOON: ‘’Yeah, but it should be noted, Pluto got demoted.’’

BOTH: ‘’Mercury, Venus, one and two, Earth makes three, that’s home to you. Mars rocks in at number four, Jupiter, Saturn – that’s two more, Uranus and Neptune, and we’re done, The eight planets of the Solar System. All spinning round the burning Sun The eight planets of the Solar System.’’