Horrible Science: Mr Simpling's Museum Of Marvellous Machines

MR SIMPLING: "Step inside and have your mind blown!"

ANGE: "Museum of marvellous machines, ooh this is it now I know those tickets weren’t cheap but it looks like it might’ve been worth it."

MR SIMPLING: "Welcome to Mr Simplings’ Museum of Marvellous Machines."

RITA: "This is going to be fantastic."

MR SIMPLING: "Come, crowd around our first contraption! Marvel at a machine that allows one to lift the heaviest of objects with greatest ease! Behold!!!"

ANGE: "Ooh, here we go…"

MR SIMPLING: "Tah daaaah! A double pulley, with a simple pull of the rope, this miraculous machine allows you to half the energy needed to raise the bucket. Oooh."

RITA: "That’s just a bit of rope and some little wheels."

ANGE: "It’s rubbish."

MR SIMPLING: "How dare you, this is one of the classic simple machines out which all other machines in the world are built."

RITA: "We were hoping to see robots."

ANGE: "Yeah."

MR SIMPLING: "Yeah, I really just do simple machines. But what is a robot if not a collection of simple machines all working together to create a wondrous effect."

ANGE: "So you do, do robots?"

MR SIMPLING: "No we don’t do robots."

ANGE: "What’s he doing?"

MR SIMPLING: "But perhaps I can pique your interest with another machine most marvellous."

ANGE: "Is it better than a pulley?"

MR SIMPLING: "Ta-daah"

ANGE: "I cannot believe we paid for this."

RITA: "That’s not a machine! Those are screws!"

MR SIMPLINE: "Technically they are simple machines! These marvels transform a turning force into a forward force oooh! Please try not to faint."

ANGE: "I just want to see one robot. Oh he’s gone again."

MR SIMPLING: "But, pray tell, what’s this mechanical marvel!?"

ANGE: "Is it a robot?"

MR SIMPLING: "Better. A machine used to build some of the greatest architecture known to man!"

ANGE: "I’ll take that as a ‘no’."

MR SIMPLING: "Tah DAAAAH!"

ANGE: "It’s just a ramp!"

MR SIMPLING: "Ah yes, but what you call a ramp is in fact an inclined plane. Behold this makes it easier to lift heavy objects upwards. Look it’s going."

RITA: "We’re going!"

ANGE: "Yeah."

MR SIMPLING: "No, no, no, I’ve got one more to show you."

ANGE: "Is it a refund machine?"

MR SIMPLING: ‘’Excuse me. Behold!"

RITA: "It’s a bike. Woah, never seen one of those before."

MR SIMPLING: "Ah! But while you see a bicycle, what I see a multitude of marvellous simple machines working together in harmony, allowing the bicycle to move forward, isn’t it majestic."

ANGE: "I guess it is pretty amazing actually."

RITA: "Don’t get sucked in."

ANGE: "Sorry."

RITA: "We want our money back. We’ve seen a bike before."

MR SIMPLING: ‘’But have you ever seen one do this?"

ANGE: "What? Get ridden? Yeah,’’

MR SIMPLING: "See you, bye. No refunds!’"

RITA: "Wait! Come back!"