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| The fool Guy ![]() Getting to grips with the complexities of the game of golf can prove very tricky, even for the most talented and experienced. On the face of it, the sport seems a doddle - all you need is some clubs, some balls and a loud pair of trousers and you are set. Easy, right? Wrong. For starters, how many clubs and how many balls do you need? It is a question that Ian Woosnam's former caddy Miles Byrne found troublesome. His miscount meant an extra club was stashed in Woosie's bag for the final round of the 2001 Open, and that error cost the Welshman a chance of the title.
And now, the latter component of that two-part teaser has baffled Edinburgh-based golfer William Guy. He found himself caught short during the Scottish PGA Championship after running out of balls and was disqualified from the tournament. Guy, who does a canny impression of your average driving range amateur, had lost his entire supply by the seventh hole of his second round. By that time he had crashed to 10-over par and caused a good deal of commotion among the vulnerable spectators. Cries of fore must have been more frequent than Tiger Woods' victories. Bad workman, bad tools Unfortunately for the out-of-luck Guy, he was unable to borrow balls from his playing partners and continue his round as those on offer were not the same compression or constituency. It may be a bit harsh to point out that he was not performing too well with his preferred choice. Earlier this month, Graeme McDowell won the Scandinavian Masters after borrowing a putter from Darren Clarke. Guy would do well to follow McDowell's example and tour the locker room cap in hand before setting off in his next tournament to prevent another balls-up. | See also: 23 Aug 02 | Golf 23 Aug 02 | Funny Old Game 23 Aug 02 | Funny Old Game Top Funny Old Game stories now: Links to more Funny Old Game stories are at the foot of the page. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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