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By David Sharp
1700: That's all folks! Thanks for sticking with me. We kicked off this afternoon's breathless action with a gag from Demetri Martin, so let's end with another one: "I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." (cue comedy drum rimshot).
Bye for now!
1657: Celtic have the chance to regain their place at the summit if they can locate their AWOL shooting boots and overcome Motherwell at Fir Park tomorrow. Don't forget to join us again right here.
1655: Steven Davis and Pedro Mendes were outstanding for Rangers this afternoon and were instrumental in the Ibrox side's surge to the top of the table. The Portugues in particular cut quite a dash, strutting his stuff with considerable panache.
1654: "What is it with United? We're great at defending but again Aberdeen get a lucky goal deflection and an own goal." JamieMcGDUFC on My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
I'm afraid I can't answer that question Jamie. What is it with United?
1653: And the whistle toots at the Falkirk Stadium where Hamilton notch their first win there since 1998. Billy Reid's Accies flotilla sail away over the horizon, a massive nine points clear of Falkirk sinking ship.
1651: Full-time in the Highlands and Caley Thistle, who, a few weeks ago, were in danger of becoming detached at the bottom of the table have dragged themselves to within a point of Falkirk in the battle for SPL survival with a fully-deserved win over dismal Hibs.
Terry Butcher has fair rallied his troops to the cause since he inherited the hot-seat from Craig Brewster (who incidentally scored on his debut for Ross County today. He's 42 for flips-sake!).
1649: Full-time at Ibrox, Pittodrie and Tynecastle. Rangers go top; Aberdeen and Dundee United share the spoils after a pulsating battle and St Mirren bite Hearts on the bum with a last-gasp equaliser.
1648: "Sounds like Rangers have taken their foot off the pedal. We should be going for the jugular and getting as much of a goal difference as we can as the title could go the last day and even to goal difference again." memnoch666on My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
Good point, well made, memnoch666.
1647: You spoke too soon Pat!
1646: Goal! Hearts 1-1 St Mirren Rampaging Saints midfielder Andy Dorman can't stop scoring! He grabs his seventh of the season completely against the run of play, scrambling the ball home from close range to surely snatch a draw from the jaws of defeat for the Buddies.
1645: Nowt to report from Ibrox. Rangers have relaxed on their lead and are sauntering to the top of the league table.
1644: "Do St Mirren deserve anything from the game when they wait until 78 minutes before getting men forward?" BBC Radio Scotland pundit Pat Nevin
1643: "This is Escape to Victory stuff. Clearly Rangers have set this up as a show trial. In fact Kilmarnock would have put on a more convincing performance playing Mike Caine and Sly Stallone. Then again, they would not be the only actors on the pitch today!" GallowaysGloyon My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
Oooh, cheeky!
1641: "Hearts are trying to get another goal and St Mirren are playing with three up." BBC Scotland pundit Pat Nevin
Another solid-gold nugget of insight from our resident intellectual pundit. Just joshing Pat!
1640: Untroubled Rangers goalkeeper Allan McGregor gets down smartish to block Manuel Pascali's shot.
1639: If Accies can hang on to their lead then they will go nine points clear of Falkirk. With Caley Thistle cruising towards victory over Hibs, the Bairns will find themselves only a point ahead of the Highlanders at the bottom of the SPL barrel.
1638: Pedro Mendes' snapshot from the edge of the box clips the top of the crossbar but the whistle had already been blown for a foul.
1637: Goal! Falkirk 1-2 Hamilton Paul McGowan, on-loan from Celtic, sticks the ball in the back of the pokey to give Accies a priceless late lead.
1635: Goal! Hearts 1-0 St Mirren The booing abruptly stops as Eggert Jonsson breaks the deadlock at Tynecastle with only his second goal of the season.
1634: "The more the Hearts fans boo their players when they are actually trying to play good football, then the more they will fear being in possession." BBC Radio Scotland pundit Pat Nevin
1633: Sasa Papac's speculative shot from distance goes harmlessly high and wide.
Murdo MacLeod is describing the game at Ibrox as 'shooty-in' for Rangers. That's a quaint Scottish phrase I haven't heard since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. I just got a Proustian rush of childhood nostalgia there...
1632: Miller's treble hopes remain, with Lafferty replacing Kris Boyd.
1631: Kenny Miller's dreams of a hat-trick could be dashed with Kyle Lafferty warming up on the sidelines.
1630: "Poor defending by Aberdeen to allow themselves to go behind." BBC Scotland pundit Steve Cowan at Pittodrie
1629: The match at Tynecastle sounds even worse than last Sunday's woeful Old Firm game!
1628: Goal! Aberdeen 2-2 Dundee United This ding-dong battle swings back Aberdeen's way again. That looked like an own goal from Danny Grainger as he vied for the ball in the air with Zander Diamond.
1627: The Spanish teenager, so impressive midweek against Forfar, indeed makes an appearance at the expense of John Fleck.
1626: Aaron Niguez is warming up to come for Rangers as Kilmarnock's Gavin Skelton is booked for a late challenge on Pedro Mendes.
1625: "Riordan, let's just be honest, he's having a nightmare. " BBC Scotland pundit Brian Irvine at Caledonian Stadium
A bad day at the office for the Hibs man in the Highlands.
1624: Goal! Inverness CT 2-0 Hibernian Game over. Ritchie Foran smashes the ball into the net from close range. No way back for Hibs. Mixu's men have been hopeless today.
1623: "These are two teams who want to win the game." BBC Radio Scotland commentator Paul Mitchell puts on a brave face at Tynecastle
Well, they'd better get a move on then and score a flamin' goal eh?!
1622: After a frisky start to the second half from Killie, Rangers have taken the game by the scruff of the neck again. Pedro Mendes cuts in from the left and batters the ball towards the near post only for Alan Combe to usher the ball wide.
1621: Mr McDaid has just informed me that a manatee eats 10% of it's own body weight EVERY DAY. Someone call Dr Gillian McKeith!
1619: "Poor defending by Aberdeen to allow themselves to go behind." BBC Scotland pundit Steve Cowan at Pittodrie
1617: BBC Scotland's David McDaid emits the melancholy moan of a lonely manatee as Lee Miller's strike cannons off the United crossbar. He's not a Dons fan by the way, he just got a tad excited there!
1616: Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo thumps the ground in frustration as another Hearts attack fizzles out. You wouldn't want to upset the big chap and he's far from happy with his misfiring players so far...
1614: Kille goalscorer Jamie Hamill latches on to man-mountain Kevin Kyle's flick-on and flashes the ball wide. Good to see Killie are having a go in the second half. They certainly haven't given up the ghost at Ibrox.
1613: Goal! Aberdeen 1-2 Dundee United United take the lead again after great play from Paul Caddis. The on-loan Celtic youngster weaves down the right flank and his cut-back is helped on its merry way by Sandaza into the path of David Robertson whose left-foot strike ricochets off, you guessed it, Scott Severin past the helpless Langfield.
1612: "There's no Great flow to the second half." BBC Radio Scotland pundit Craig Paterson at Ibrox
1611: "The game has gone a bit scrappy in this second half. The wind hasn't helped the flow of the game." BBC Radio Scotland pundit Pat Nevin
Blustery conditions are turning the game at Tynecastle into giant blow football.
1610: Let's zoom over to Pittodrie where Langfield pulls off a brilliant one-handed save from Warren Feeney.
1609: "Not sure why Chris Smith is still in goal for the Saints. Maybe he won a game of papers, scissors, rock with Mark Howard. Sonofabercromby on My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." "Scissors cuts paper." "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "Paper covers rock." "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." There should be "Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors."
1607: "Has the goal machine not gone on strike for not getting on last week? Shows Walter agrees with George Burley. Boyd - The big man for the small occasion." Whoodyon My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
1605: "Dundee United are rocking and reeling at the start of this second half. They'll have to find some sort of way to regain their composure." BBC Radio Scotland's Scott Davie
1603: That was Severin's first goal since October 2007. He didn't really have to do much to score. Kovacevic used him as a wall.
1601: Goal! Aberdeen 1-1 Dundee United Within 15 seconds of the restart Scott Severin scores a bizarre equaliser for the Dons. Sone Aluko's trundling cross from the left is missed by the United defence and when Mahail Kovacevic tries to hoof it clear he inadvertently smacks it off Severin and it ricochets past Zaluska.
1559: Ding ding, round two! That was the fastest 15 minutes of all time.
1551: Phew! That was bedlam. I'm off for a wee lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress on my forehead. Be back in a jiffy...
1550: "So pleased for Kenny Miller after the bad spell he went through. He's on fire today! C'mon the Gers!" MapleRidgeBearon My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
1548: "WOW! Killie really should throw in the towel, I mean when Kenny "Charlatan" Miller puts two past you, you really have entered the footballing abyss."ArtistFormerlyKnownAsSuperStrachanon My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
1546: Half-time at Tynecastle. Both managers go down the tunnel together. Hopefully, they're hatching a plan to break this tortuous deadlock after the break.
1545: Half-time at Ibrox. What a comeback by Rangers.
1543: "Aberdeen are having a right go a Dundee United. I think they just need a little rub of the green" BBC Scotland pundit Steve Cowan at Pittodrie
1542: Chris Maguire forces a fine save from Dundee Untied's Lukasz Zaluska with a fierce shot towards the near post. Aberdeen are slowly turning the screw on their visitors. How rude of them; that's no way to treat a guest. Although the Dons still trail by that solitary Sandaza penalty...
1541: Bruno Aguiar sends a free-kick just wide of Chris Smith's goal. The home fans howl for a corner after claiming the keeper got a touch. But it's a goal-kick. Chances few and far between down Gorgie way.
1540: Boyd and Miller are on fire at Ibrox today.
1538: A mini-stramash in the Killie six-yard box as the teams engage in a spot of pinball, but poaching wizard Boyd can't force the ball home and the Ayrshire side stem the goal-rush.
1536: "David Obua is very lively and he's getting a few shots on target." BBC Radio Scotland pundit Pat Nevin -
It appears to be Obua v St Mirren at the moment, but still no goals at Tynecastle.
1535: Two goals in 60 seconds from Miller; his 10th and 11th of the season. Killie were leading this game. That must suddenly seem like aeons ago, in another lifetime for Jim Jefferies shell-shocked side.
1534: Up at the Caledonian Stadium, Sol Bamba unleashes a wild banana shot 20 yards that is so horribly wide of the target that it hits the corner flag.
1533: Goal! Rangers 3-1 Kilmarnock Incredible scenes at Ibrox: Pedro Mendes slips ball through the eye of a needle to Kenny Miller and the Scotland striker strokes the ball past Combe.
1532: Goal! Rangers 2-1 Kilmarnock Kenny Miller takes ruthless advantage of Frazer Wright's slip and drives the ball into the net to put Rangers in front for the first time.
1531: Aberdeen's Lee Miller cracks a blistering volley from outside the box but it rises over the bar.
1530: Scott Arfield's snap-shot for Falkirk is saved low by Tomas Cerny as the Bairns look to regain their advantage.
1529: Rangers' Sasa Papac heads over the Kilmarnock crossbar from Steven Davis' teasing cross as Rangers crank up the pressure. That was Boyd's 24th goal of the season, and he has a penchant for finding the net against his former club.
1528: Goal! Rangers 1-1 Kilmarnock Pedro Mendes' corner is knocked down by Madjid Bougherra to Kris Boyd, who hammers a right-foot volley into the net under Combe's body.
1525: Hearts force their second corner of the game, with Obua again looking the most likely player to break the deadlock. But he doesn't and it remains goalless.
1523: Jonatan Johansson races clean through, beyond Caley Thistle defenders but blooters the ball off target when it looked easier to score.
1522: This is the second time this season that Killie have taken the lead at Ibrox. They eventually succumbed 2-1 after striking first back in September. Can they hold on this time?
1520: Kris Boyd is booked for 'simulation' as he tumbles on the edge of the box like a man walking a tightrope in a set of giant clogs.
1518: "Falkirk boss John Hughes will be hugely disappointed at losing their lead so soon." BBC Radio Scotland reporter Alasdair Lamont at the Falkirk Stadium.
1517: Goal! Falkirk 1-1 Hamilton Richard Offiong sees his header smack off the post and Simon Mensing pounces like a cat on a ball of wool to draw Hamilton level.
1516: Goal! Rangers 0-1 Kilmarnock The visitors take a surprise lead when Garry Hay's low cross is slammed into the net by Jame Hamill.
1515: Goal! Inverness CT 1-0 Hibernian David Proctor scores a side foot shot from inside the penalty box as the home side open the scoring.
1514: St Mirren striker Jim Hamilton heads wide of Janos Balogh's goal. Still goalless at Tynecastle but the game is finally coming to life.
1511: "Francisco Sandaza has only ever played against Aberdeen three times - and scored every time." BBC Scotland commentator Scott Davie at Pittodrie
1509 Goal! Aberdeen 0-1 Dundee United First blood to United as Francisco Sandaza picks himself up, brushes himself down, adjusts his giant mullet and dispatches the penalty high past Jamie Langfield.
1508:Penalty to Dundee United! A dreadful start for Diamond. He fouls Francisco Sandaza to gift United an early spot-kick and gets booked for his oafishness.
1507: Goal! Falkirk 1-0 Hamilton The Bairns get a lucky break whenChris Swailes turns the ball into his own net with a disastrous pass back to give the home side a spawny lead.
1506: Zander Diamond, just back from an Achilles injury, is hobbling around the pitch after just a few minutes played at Pittodrie.
1505: Hearts midfielder David Obua sends a 25-yard shot just wide in the first attempt on goal at Tynecastle.
1504: "Going top of the league today will be a huge boost for the Rangers squad. It should install belief back that they can win the league this season even if they are only top of the league for 24hrs." bawbag1987on My Sport Join the debate on My Sport
Unfortunate moniker my friend ( I hesitate to even draw attention to it)! And you're being a tad presumptuous; they're not top of the league yet...although I predict a 2-0 win for Rangers today...
1502: Goal-machine Kris Boyd's powder-puff daisycutter from the edge of the box is claimed with some ease by Kilmarnock goalkeeper Alan Combe.
1501: Just waiting on Caley Thistle v Hibs to kick off.
1500: And we're off!
1457: I feel like a lonely astronaut, floating in a black hole of no chat. Where have you all gone? Live text commentary calling My Sport, come in My Sport. Are you receiving me, over? Come on, throw me a freakin' bone here! Join the debate on My Sport
1456: Skipper Barry Ferguson, Pedro Mendes, Steven Davis, John Fleck and Kirk Broadfoot are all back in the Rangers starting line-up after missing Wednesday's Scottish Cup win over Forfar.
1454: Surely that wily old fox Walter Smith will abandon his default cagey setting and go gung-ho, all-out attack against Killie today?
1452: Defender Dean Holden and striker Steve Lovell shrug off knocks to take their place in the Falkirk starting line-up and the experienced (read: old codgers) Neil McCann and Jackie McNamara unexpectedly return to the fray.
1450: St Mirren hand a debut to former Celtic left-back Mo Camara in one of three changes from boss Gus MacPherson. Striker Jim Hamilton and midfielder Stephen McGinn are also given starting berths.
1449: Hearts, already decimated, are without a recognised centre-half after Christos Karipidis failed a late fitness test.
1445: Talking of the Highlanders; Terry Butcher's basement boys welcome Hibernian to the wild and wintry north east of Scotland.
1444: Billy Reid's Hamilton Accies return to the scene of early-season carnage at the Falkirk Stadium: the manager watched a horror-show through his fingers when his men were gubbed 4-1 by a rampant Bairns side back in September.
That defeat was the unfortunate catalyst for a 10-game winless run in all competitions for the SPL rookies.
Roles have been slightly reversed since then with Accies having reversed their fortunes and John Hughes' Falkirk flirting with the danger zone, four points above lowly Inverness CT.
1442: They say appearances can be deceiving. Well take Dundee United: despite jostling for third position in the SPL and the much-sought-after prize of a place in next season's inaugural Europa League, Craig 'Harry Potter' Levein's side have won just two of their last eight matches.
Can they regain their form against former 'New Firm' rivals Aberdeen at Pittodrie in this afternoon's tantalising match of the day?
1440: Rangers gaffer Walter Smith has pooh-poohed the apparently 'crazy' notion that it's an advantage for his side to play before Celtic and have the opportunity to leapfrog their old rivals at the top of the league if they beat Kilmarnock today.
Yeah, right Walter! Who are you trying to kid? Will the Ibrox men soar to the top of the tree today? They have an excellent record against Killie.
1438: St Mirren will be on on a giddy high after ousting Motherwell from the Scottish Cup on Thursday and take their Paisley-patterned bandwagon to Edinburgh for what promises to be an intriguing clash with Hearts.
1434: No messing about! Let's get cracking! Any predictions chaps and chappesses? Join the debate on My Sport
1432: "I was wandering down the street and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' And I said, 'I am.'"
I read that joke in a magazine this morning over a bowl of porridge. It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share it with you.
I reckon American comedian Demetri Martin owes a debt to Scotland's very own Chic Murray for that one. OK, moving swiftly on...
1430: Greetings all! Welcome to this afternoon's rolling live text commentary of the Scottish Premier League.
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