Hair today, gone tomorrow - David Seaman's ponytail finally gets the chop

The first cut is the deepest

I want hair like that girl over there

David prepares for his role in a 1950s soap opera

Don't forget to draw the curtains before bedtime

You think Nayim's goal was fluky - wait till you face Ronaldinho

Seaman's ponytail weighs him down as Ronaldinho's free kick sails in

Never mind, David, at least you've still got a full head of hair

David ponders signing for the Car-toon Army

Seaman had a few hair-raising games for England

Seaman becomes "Sn" as his ridiculous hair gets in the way again