Not only did we have American patriots Corey 'Crazy' Pavin and Steve 'Straight' Pate donning camouflage to tap into that Desert Storm vibe against their, erm...Desert Storm allies, you had all manner of other issues.

Here European captain Bernard Gallacher goes for a triple whammy of golf fashion cliches.

Shocking pink shirt (or is that fuchsia?), tank top and ill-advised headgear. The "drive time" sunglasses are an added bonus.