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Radio Scotland,1 min,

Contains very strong language.

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Ⓖ THIS IS PUBLISHED IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM AND CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE -- -- -- -- -- -- Whare will we get a coat to Johnie Scott Amang us maidens a'? Whare will we get a coat to Johnie Scott To mak' the laddie braw? There's your cunt hair And there's my cunt hair An' we'll twine it wondrous sma'; An' if waft be scarce, we'll cow our arse, To mak' him kilt 'an a'.

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