Riddoch-ule
Posted: Friday, 17 August 2007 | 7 comments |
Martin Martin, Samuel Johnson, and yes now please welcome to the stage of great opinionated outsiders from across the centuries none other than that colossus of contemporary thought, Lesley Riddoch.
Why the flambouyant rage and outspoken opinions about a mediocre broadcaster? Well, The Peatstack has just stumbled across a press release for the new Lesley Riddoch book and associated promotional tour dates, and can safely say that the book is the least anticipated potential addition to these shelves in a long time. If the promo blurb - stuffed full as it is with tasty snapshots from the mind of the great Riddoch - is any thing to go by it is clear that her bike is not the only thing LR has been peddling about these islands. This surely has to be the example of the cult of personality gone mad, and on our shores.
The book is blandly titled 'Riddoch on the Outer Hebrides' and comes with the sort of 'feisty' blurb and in-your-face opinions one has come to expect from this journalist who clearly and frequently mistakes 'feist' for anything of real value in her broadcasting and journalism. It is also a shame (or is it?) that LR can only find time for one date in her tour actually in the Hebrides.
But that's the rub, isn't it? For here's yet another outsider telling island people how to live and what they should do with their futures. Riddoch on Gaidhlig, Riddoch on incomers, why oh why do publishing houses think it a good idea to gather and publish the thoughts of broadcast journalists? And have you been to the Riddoch website? The sound clips from the programme begger belief - one has the journalist cycling with two Gaidhlig storytellers (uncertain and for no obvious reason on their bikes) to Uig beach and en-route learning a choice phrase or two of the Gaidhlig tongue. Its gripping stuff.
Anyway, that's enough of that. I'd like to promote a competition on behalf of publishers to marry broadcast journalists with diverse archipelagoes (achipelagi?) - how about a new book from Tam Cowan on the future of St Kilda, or Robbie Shepperd on the way ahead for Ibiza? And of course, what about Kenny T-Y-G on the future of the Cook Islands? Now you're talking.
Posted on Peatstack at 14:35
Comments
Better read it first. So where's the Hebridean Islander who's going to write the riposte? Do you prefer something beautiful and flattering like Mairi Hedderwick's 'An Eye On The Hebrides'? It's LR's controversial and inyerface opinions that make her so entertaining...and you can always disagree wihtout just rubbishing her and a book you don't seem to have read. The Mary Whitehouse School of Criticism.
Flying Cat from a high bookshelf
Burn it, burn it, not the book, but the high bookshelf, then maybe we'd see a real Flying Cat, in stead of a presumed F****ing C*t . Mary Whitehouse was a wonderful woman, a real hottie,...
Tws from Not staying for tea.
Was it her specs that did it for you Tws?
Flying Cat from a fireproof shelf
No Fc, it was the way she thumped her Bible, you don't see that sort of thumping anymore. She is up there with Maggie Thatcher, Edwina Currie and Nicola Sturgeon, on my Hot Totties list.
Tws from Loadsomatches
Imagine humping a bible...that REALLY IS disrespec'ful....how could you miss out Oor Wendy (your Wendy, a'body's Wendy)?
Flying Cat from One ptottie, two ptottie three ptottie four...
who is leslie riddoch???? wendy as in house??
tws'weather girl from ignorance is bliss
Well I suppose I know next to nothing about French politics/personalities and so on...
Flying Cat from Maid in Scotland
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