BBC Two England Schedule Monday 26 May 2003

Evening

1. 21:00

   Paul And Pauline Calf's Cheese and Ham Sandwich

   Stand up with philosophising lager lout Paul Calf and his sophisticated sister Pauline.(R)

2. 21:30

   Early Doors—Series 1, Episode 3

   3/6Phil and Nige have a near-death experience, and Jean's hopes of going to Crete are dashed.