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Martin Lavender
By all accounts, a lovely man - but Lavender is a hopeless salesman.
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| Played by | Joe Thomas |
He may be university educated and have a sturdy moral backbone, but both those things are about as much use as an aerated condom when it comes to selling windows.
Formally a bassist in Paul Young’s band, he joined Cachet moments before the pop star hit the big time. As much as he protests that he’s happy to have a regular job - there’s a big part of Lavender that yearns to be back on the road again.









