Ruarai Ford

Unique comedian from Fife. Creator of Scheme TV. Loves Dundee United too.

He's No Comin' Up
He's a daftie but he's got a crate...
What Did People Do Before Sliced Breed?
What the hell did folk do before sliced breed?
Microwave Burger Special
A gourmet microwave burger. Class.
Dodgy Charger Problems
There's a technique to a dodgy charger...
I Hate Egyptian Hieroglyphs Class
Why exactly do I need to learn Egyptian hieroglyphs?
Ragin Takeaway
Everyone's got that pal that's just ragin all the time.
Three Beers Doon
I can't be held responsible for my decisions after beer 5...
Shop Run Gone Wrong
When your mate does the shop run and gets the fancy wine in.
Get The CDs Oan
Forget streaming the tunes... nothing gets the lassies up dancing more than a gramophone.
Where's Ma Disposable Lighter!??!
When you lose a lighter suddenly you lose all trust in yer pals...