Salesmen Are Like Vampires
Comedy set in 1980s Essex. Vincent Swan, double-glazing salesman extraordinaire, tries to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business.
Essex, 1983. Meet Vincent Swan, double-glazing salesman extraordinaire. Smart, handsome and cocksure, Vincent will stop at nothing to get a sale. His team at Cachet Windows include Fitzpatrick, a smarmy reprobate who can charm the life savings out of anyone, and Lavender, a failed musician whose crippling politeness and moral backbone have a habit of getting in the way of a sale. The two take a bet on whether Fitzpatrick can 'sell ice to the Eskimos' - in other words, sell new windows to someone he has recently sold new windows to. Meanwhile, Vincent's attempt to convince an old colleague to join the double-glazing business takes an unexpected turn.
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Meet the Cachet Windows Team
Duration: 01:52
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Laura Branigan
Gloria
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Joe Jackson
Steppin' Out
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Paul Young
Sex (Extended Club Mix)
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Paul Young
Wherever I Lay My Hat
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Daryl Hall & John Oates
Kiss On My List
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The Rock Steady Crew
(Hey You) The Rock Steady Crew
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Grace Jones
I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango)
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Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
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Steve Miller Band
Abracadabra
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The Jam
Move On Up
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Daryl Hall & John Oates
Out of Touch
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Rat Trap
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Pretenders
Brass in Pocket
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Martha and the Muffins
Echo Beach
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Kim Carnes
Bette Davis Eyes
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Chic
Good Times
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The Cure
The Love Cats
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Dionne Warwick
Heartbreaker
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Rod Stewart
Young Turks
Credits
| Role | Contributor |
|---|---|
| Vincent Swan | Ed Westwick |
| Fitzpatrick | James Buckley |
| Lavender | Joe Thomas |
| Carol | Lauren O'Rourke |
| Sam | Linzey Cocker |
| Tony Walsh | Nigel Lindsay |
| Brendan | Lloyd Hutchinson |
| Natalie | Charlee Lou Borthwick |
| Robbie | Bobby Smalldridge |
| Mrs Brown | Yvonne D'Alpra |
| Mr Solomon | Anthony Adjekum |
| Terry | Paul Garner |
| Dicky | Tom Andrews |
| Mark | Andy Gibbins |
| Laura | Georgia Gasson |
| Gill | Nicola Stapleton |
| Producer | Phil Gilbert |
| Director | Damon Beesley |
| Writer | Damon Beesley |
| Production Company | Fudge Park Productions Ltd |
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