Cuddie the Cooper

Ⓖ CONTAINS SOME SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE

There was a cooper they ca'd him Cuddy,
He was the best cooper that ever I saw;
He came to girth our landlady's tubbie,
He bang'd her buttocks again the wa'.

Cooper quo' she, hae ye ony mony?
The deevil a penny, quo' Cuddy, at a'!
She took out her purse, an' she gied him a guinea,
For banging her buttocks again the wa'.