4. Celeste

Think of the worst date you've been on, or heard about. Now imagine having to go through that every week. That's what happens to Dan Dickerson in Dan Does Dating, a new non-audience sitcom by Michael Beck. And his dates feel the same way.

This week, Dan compares the first date he's on with how the first dates of his partnered-up friends went - or, at least, how they told him they went...

Dan … Christopher Macarthur-Boyd
Celeste ... Tina Gray

Chris … Ray Bradshaw
Jack … Stephen Buchanan
Jamila … Nalini Chetty
Diane … Zara Gladman

Tattooist … Kougar Baatarkhuu
Angry Man ... Jonny Donahoe
Mum ... Lubna Kerr
Fiona ... Layla Kirt
Dad … Sanjeev Kohli
Sarah… Lisa Livingstone
Partygoer ... Eleanor Morton
Moviegoer … Sophie Wilkinson

Written by Michael Beck

Recorded and edited by Diane Jardine at Sonido Studios, Clydebank

Produced and directed by Ed Morrish

A Lead Mojo production for BBC Radio 4