2. R.I.P. Beige Buffet

It's the day of Great Nana Doreen's funeral - her dying wish was for Tom to be a pallbearer, which Tom thinks is unfeasible because Lauren's family are all freakishly tall. Lauren has written a eulogy which upsets her cousin Becca, who decides to use Chat GPT to craft her own tribute to Great Nana Doreen, while Tom tries to make the perfect Wallsend Woo-Woo.

Neil pops over with a condolences gift and then Lauren and Becca argue about who was Great Nana Doreen's "most special girl".

Cast:
Tom Machell as Tom
Lauren Pattison as Lauren
Julian Clary as Neil
Louise Young as Becca

Writers: Tom Machell & Lauren Pattison
Director: Katharine Armitage
Recording Engineer: Philip Quinton
Sound Design: Philip Quinton
Theme Music: Scrannabis
Producers: Maria Caruana Galizia & Zahra Zomorrodian
A Candle & Bell production for BBC Radio 4