'I will tell the story of the Haunting of Fanny Wylie's Bridge!'

"I have a story," Sean says, "which I want to tell. It's the story of Fanny Wylie's Bridge, and it's a ghost story. It's set near Ballyarnett School. Janet will be back next week and I want to tell it to her, because Janet lives near Fanny Wylie's Bridge. I want to scare her. I'll tell it in the style of Fraser out of Dad's Army: 'The haunting of Fanny Wylie's Bridge... Aye! But I'm trying to get it on my phone. Someone sent it, and I decided I was going to memorise it but of course I forgot it."

With music from The Tremeloes, Frank Wilson, Ned Miller, and more.