'Kick a man when he's down!'

"What about the Villa last night?" says Dan in Newry.

"Yes?" Sean says. "Do you have to bring it up?"

"It was a good night for us Gunners!" Dan says.

"Oh, I see," Sean says. "You're an Arsenal supporter. Arsenal 2, Aston Villa 1. Kick a man when he's down!"

"Did you ever find the Statler Brothers singing Elizabeth?" Dan adds. "It's a great song!"

"No, I forgot," Sean says, "but I'll look again. I won't hold that result against you."

With music from Sam Cooke, The Bay City Rollers, Status Quo, and more.