Your Very Good Elf

John Shuttleworth’s wife, Mary, has cancelled Christmas.

This is because their children, Karen and Darren, have decided to spend Christmas Day elsewhere.

So, instead of preparing for the big day, John finds himself taking down the Christmas tree and putting away the chocolate brazils.

But will a rendezvous with Joan Chitty and a trip to the garden centre turn the day around?

Written and performed by Graham Fellows

Producer: Dawn Ellis

A Chic Ken production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2019.