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Soft Border PatrolSeries 1
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Mockumentary shadowing a fictional border agency. In this edition, does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing?

A brand new comedy set on that stretch of land where the EU meets the UK. Shadowing the Soft Border Patrol, the fictional border agency backed by governments in London, Dublin, Belfast and Brussels, this hilarious mockumentary monitors those who monitor those who are caught between a rock and a soft place. Does a plank across a stream constitute an illegal border crossing? Is chorizo still legal in Northern Ireland? Thankfully the SBP are here to provide information and clarification.

30 minutes

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Sun 12 Jan 202023:30
BBC Scotland

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Credits

Lisa McCoyKaren Hassan
Niall SweeneyNeil Delamere
Ben McGregorMichael Condron
Kris DavisChris Patrick-Simpson
Connor LaffertyPatrick Buchanan
Tracy JonesDiona Doherty
Derek O’HaraFaolan Morgan
Charlene DunnJulie Maxwell
Sandy DonaldsonAlan Irwin
EU Minister Marianne Van KesterenEline Van der Velden
Farmer CampbellDavid Ireland
Heather CampbellLucy McConnell
Paul Pub OwnerMarc McElroy
PennyElaine Malcolmson
Rosie Chief HenTeresa Livingstone
LeahJoanne McNally
Michael FlynnKeith Singleton
Craig CarsonMichael Stranney
HimselfChris Buckler
Norman the Frequent CrosserChristian Talbot

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