Episode 3
Spoof comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force. PC Ken Beattie is called upon to provide a character reference. Singh and McKirdy gallantly help out a hen do.
The Scottish Police Force are used to expecting the unexpected and every day contains the familiar element of surprise. This spoof 'blue light' documentary tails the Scot Squad as they check out what's inside a smoking van, unearth some potentially explosive evidence and learn how to go to the toilet with two broken arms. Newly promoted actual PC Ken Beattie now finds himself called upon to provide a character reference. Knights of the road Singh and McKirdy gallantly help out a hen do, and the Chief attempts international diplomacy by shouting loudly at a laptop.
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Rural Police do some digging
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Ken and the homeless CV
Duration: 01:29
Credits
| Role | Contributor |
|---|---|
| Chief Commisioner Miekelson | Jack Docherty |
| Sergeant Karen Anne Millar | Karen Bartke |
| Bobby Muir | Darren Connell |
| PC Hugh McKirdy | Grado |
| PC Surjit Singh | Manjot Sumal |
| PC Jack McLaren | Jordan Young |
| PC Sarah Fletcher | Sally Reid |
| PC Ken Beattie | James Allenby-Kirk |
| Maggie LeBeau | ML Stone |
| PC Charlie McIntosh | Chris Forbes |
| PC Jane McKay | Ashley Smith |
| Party Van Driver | John Gavin |
| Stuart Cruickshank | Iain Hodgetts |
| Tony Spencer | Jamie Rea |
| Patrick Dillon | Bruce Morton |
| Murphy Williams | Jim Smith |
| Connor Hollis | Dominic Watters |
| Executive Producer | Rab Christie |
| Director | Iain Davidson |
| Narrator | Joe Hullait |
Broadcasts
- Wed 29 Nov 201722:40BBC One Scotland & Scotland HD only
- Thu 6 Aug 202022:00
- Fri 7 Aug 202023:30
- Mon 20 Sep 202123:00
- Sat 25 Sep 202121:15
- Thu 6 Jul 202322:00
- Sat 8 Jul 202321:00
- Thu 9 May 202423:00
- Sat 11 May 202421:30
- Sun 17 Aug 202522:30
- Thu 21 Aug 202523:30





