Episode 1

Charlie Brooker brightens the depressing post-Christmas gloom with a satirical look back at the week's news, from the anticipated floods of Romanians and Bulgarians to the actual floods across Britain. Television reviews include Dolphins: Spy in the Pod, Celebrity Big Brother and Danny Dyer's triumphant arrival in EastEnders.

Plus, Doug Stanhope takes a look at immigration through his American eyes, Limmy asks Russell Brand 'What's going on?', Charlie casts his eye over the world of TV advertising and media absorbist Philomena Cunk visits Greenwich to conduct a probing examination into the mysteries of time.