Coach Tour Guide

Rhod's going on tour again, but this time with a coach load of Welsh pensioners. He's been recruited to run a trip to Antwerp and Bruges - but the closest he's come to giving a guided tour is showing a builder to the toilet in his flat. Rhod's stand-up routine is of no help when faced with a list of interesting facts about Belgium. Just getting up in the morning is a major challenge, never mind getting everyone to a factory on time to snort chocolate. Will this be the worst guided tour since King Kong's New York sightseeing extravaganza?