Episode 1

A week of radio and TV that never happened in the show that works its way through it all, like a critical tapeworm going through a giant media dog.

* Jeremy Paxman finally breaks and goes rogue

* Today gets remade as a US sitcom

* Listeners thoughts on the Food Programme giving recipes for cooking a Flump and spit roasting a Clanger

Presenters:

Alice Arnold
Jon Holmes

With special guests Jenni Murray, Richard Bacon and John Humphrys.

Featuring:

James Bachman
Stephen Critchlow
Sarah Hadland
David Schnieder

Written by Jon Holmes, Matthew Charlton, Sam Bryant, Lyndsay Fenner, James Kettle, Joel Morris, Jason Hazely and Gareth Gwynn.

Producer: Sam Bryant

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2010.