Tuireadh an trèana (A Training Lament)

Fàilte gu Fraochy Bay , baile nach fhaic thu a h-uile là! Is iomadh annas a tha ri fhaicinn sa bhaile , agus sin gun ghuth air càil ach muinntir a bhaile fhèin. Nach freagair duine a' fon feuch de a' naidheachd a th' aice do na h-uaislean agus na h-ìsealan?

Welcome to the colourful and unusual world of Fraochy Bay, a miniature metropolis somewhere off the fringes of the map, populated by a cast of unusual characters where anything can happen - and frequently does.

What did the butler hear when he answered the telephone?