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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsEpisodes

  1. Today21:00
    BBC Three

    Fags, Shags and KebabsSeries 1

    1/6Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's unattractive to the opposite sex.(R)

  2. Today21:30
    BBC Three

    SpunkSeries 1

    2/6Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably.(R)

  3. Today22:00
    BBC Three

    Bone with the WindSeries 1

    3/6When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'.(R)

  4. Today22:30
    BBC Three

    Angry WangrySeries 1

    4/6Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer.(R)

  5. Today23:00
    BBC Three

    LardSeries 1

    5/6Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner.(R)

  6. Today23:30
    BBC Three

    Ugly BabiesSeries 1

    6/6Jonny wants some excitement in his life, but he gets rather more than he bargained for.(R)

  7. Saturday22:05
    BBC Three

    On the BlobSeries 2

    1/6Gaz runs naked through Runcorn but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy.(R)

  8. Saturday22:35
    BBC Three

    BungleSeries 2

    2/6Louise copes with a new boyfriend, who is desperate to have sex with her.(R)

  9. Saturday23:05
    BBC Three

    Dirty GirlsSeries 2

    3/6Janet rediscovers a love letter from her ex and tries to prevent Jonny becoming jealous.(R)

  10. Saturday23:35
    BBC Three

    VomitSeries 2

    4/6Janet goes too far with her old flame Andy, and Louise looks after a dog.(R)

  11. Sunday00:05
    BBC Three

    Crusty CurtainsSeries 2

    5/6Jonny isn't speaking to Janet, and taking Gaz's advice only makes things worse.(R)

  12. Sunday00:35
    BBC Three

    Mo Mo and PigsySeries 2

    6/6In a far from ideal scenario, Donna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.(R)

  13. Sun 8 Mar 202600:00
    BBC Three

    MunchSeries 3

    1/10Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch.(R)

  14. Sun 8 Mar 202600:30
    BBC Three

    FishSeries 3

    2/10Janet agrees to give up smoking before she and Jonny get married.(R)

  15. Sun 8 Mar 202601:00
    BBC Three

    KangarooSeries 3

    3/10Donna plans a kinky night in. Louise and David find a new way to play the game of love.(R)

  16. Sun 8 Mar 202601:30
    BBC Three

    BeastialitySeries 3

    4/10Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna.(R)

  17. Sun 8 Mar 202602:00
    BBC Three

    HospikalSeries 3

    5/10Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret. Gaz ends up in hospital.(R)

  18. Sun 8 Mar 202602:30
    BBC Three

    Dresses Dresses DressesSeries 3

    6/10Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress.(R)