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10 things we learned when the candidates wrote children's books
1. The early bird catches the worm (but she'd much rather have a lie-in)
Elle unhappy at being woken up at 5.30am
2. Know your audience
Karren and the candidates looking bemused as Sam quotes Aristotle
3. Don't be surprised when your question is followed up with the (best possible) answer
Charleine asks April what writing skills she has to which April responds that her degree was in creative writing
4. Never ask Richard for advice on boosting team morale
Richard tells his team that he wishes he was on the important team
5. Want to speak to Charleine? Better hope David is close by...
Richard tries to speak to Charleine but she will only talk to David
6. Innuendo is not just for Bake Off
Claude reacts to April's line "Bizzie got lost after being tossed"
7. Children's literature is child's play
GIF of Mergim excitedly humming to 'buzzy bee'
8. Sam comes with his own dictionary
Candidates use the word rife in a book aimed at young children
9. But luckily, no kids
Sam says about his book: "It's like selling your baby for £2"
10. Lord Sugar can find the insult in just about anything
Lord Sugar says Snottydink is like the biography of Piers Morgan
Watch Karren and Claude read the books
Karren reads Snottydink
Karren reads Snottydink
Claude reads Bizzie's First Adventure
Claude reads Bizzie's First Adventure
The Story So Far
Matt Edmondson catches you up on series 11
Matt Edmondson catches you up on series 11
Watch all of Matt's rap re-caps
Watch all of Matt's rap re-caps
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Who will you be backing?
Meet the candidates
Meet the candidates
Get to know the Board
Get to know the Board
The Boardroom Debrief
10 things we learned from The Apprentice launch
View 10 things we learned from The Apprentice launch
10 things we learned from the discount buying challenge
View 10 things we learned from the discount buying challenge
10 things we learned when the candidates went to the Pet Show
View 10 things we learned when the candidates went to the Pet Show
10 things we learned when the candidates wrote children's books
View 10 things we learned when the candidates wrote children's books
10 things we learned when the candidates became handy men
View 10 things we learned when the candidates became handy men
10 things we learned when the candidates opened up discount stores
View 10 things we learned when the candidates opened up discount stores
10 things we learned when the candidates became party planners
View 10 things we learned when the candidates became party planners
10 things we learned when the candidates became property agents
View 10 things we learned when the candidates became property agents
10 things we learned when the candidates made health snacks
View 10 things we learned when the candidates made health snacks
10 things we learned when the candidates went to the Interviews
View 10 things we learned when the candidates went to the Interviews
10 things that made Apprentice history in Series 11
View 10 things that made Apprentice history in Series 11
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