"Crystal meth couldn't improve a lentil bake." The Archers Listener Discussions To 17 May 2015.

The wedding of the year is fast approaching! Let's hope this one doesn't end in a bloodcurdling wail and months of asylum in Canada... You're all invited of course, but what are you contributing to the wedding buffet?

Jugged Ferret. [Philip Bray on Facebook]

Something scrummy featuring three different types of lentil. [Geraldine Anne Legard on Facebook]

Messy type food and a megaphone to holler food fight but then who needs the megaphone. [Melodie Dustin on Facebook]

Bitter for Will to drink. [Katy Shaw on Facebook]

Humble pie - Ed's always eating it. [Kathryn Bailey on Facebook]

Alpha bites. [Pete Harness on Facebook]

Something aerodynamic to pelt the Folk Singers with. [Richard Gilbert on Facebook]

Meanwhile at Bridge Farm, Tony was expecting the patter of not-so-tiny hooves this week...

And with Johnny's help, he named the bull Cooper...

We dealt with the pressing philosophical issue of the day aka Jazzer's Conundrum: Three Lentil Bake or Custard Doughnut?

Crystal meth couldn't improve a lentil bake. [Jane Oliver on Facebook]

Lentils are good for the brain, Kenton! Pity, you haven´t got one! [Maarten van den Heuvel on Facebook]

Speaking of whom, Kenton was trending... and safe to say, sympathy was running low...

Okay...it's great to listen to Kenton take stock of his dumb life. LOL... 56, useless, full of regret. Well..that's what being Peter Pan all your life does to you! Smile emoticon. [Corin Warden on Facebook]

I would love it if he has to go back to Dave and ask for a loan in the end! [Sue Pidgeon on Facebook]

And finally, be sure to join us this Friday, after the wedding episode, for a LIVE Q&A with Barry Farrimond [Ed] and Emerald O'Hanrahan [Emma].

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