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Your face has been looking like that for hours

Simon Mayo

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Well the heating is on. There was a moments hesitation as my hand hovered above the 'on' button. The words 'what would Matt think?' formed in my head, followed by the words 'don't be so pathetic.' I shivered then pressed the button. If Matt asks I shall deny everything but I know that, in the morning, my house is warmer than his. Boom.

Food! Thursday! Nigel! Another weird list of ingredients today. He's rocking up with black figs, goats curd, blood orange marmalade and pine nuts. That's a pudding I think but maybe there's a few ingredients missing. I might add some ice cream or some crumble if Nigel's ok with that...

And we'll do RIVALRY tunes please as new sports biopic movie Borg Vs McEnroe is premiered. Shia Labeouf plays McEnroe and Sverrirr Gudnason as as Borg and no doubt it was one of sport's great rivalries. Don't think we need to do tennis but rivalry, duels, battles are all good.

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