Won't you tell me what the wise men said?

Final surge to the finish line. Final work shifts, final shopping, final parties. And (here) final dodgy back of the year. Hard to party if you keep twinging all the time. Swinging yes, twinging no (I want to add an ‘e’ to twinging but apparently that’s wrong). So no parties but lots of TV, cushions and painkillers. This is rocknroll folks!

So today we bring you the one and only Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick. The man is extraordinary. Not content with being a world class orthopaedic-neuro veterinary surgeon, he’s off on a major arena tour. He’s a vet doing a stage show! There’s the Christmas show on Thursday but then you’d expect that. He’ll explain more tonight...

And we have a nativity play-themed confession so lets all chip in with those NATIVITY PLAY tunes.