Big Bob & Tattie

It's official - Tattie's in, Iona's out! The marriage was lovely, Tattie looked beautiful and Big Bob looked handsome and dapper in his suit but I must say it has left a slightly bitter (potato) taste in the mouth. Big Bob thinks that he's marrying a woman who loves him and that she's having his baby, but he doesn't know that little Spudnik isn't actually his kid. Would he have given up on Iona if he knew the truth? Personally I think that if Iona had actually won Big Bob she would have been bored after a week. But what do all you think? Is Tatiana the evil woman who has trapped Bob or can they be genuinely happy? Take a look at their wedding album here.

Smarmy Sandy morphed into Psycho Sandy a few times in this episode but miraculously his hair stayed in place!! He must be on to my detective techniques. But he's proper crazy eh? He was defintely doing his best 'Sleeping With The Enemy' routine. He was sneaking about trying to scare Annie by sticking knives through her clothes and he stole Charlie's phone so that he could send her weird texts, what a freak! At the end he finally revealed himself to her and she looked terrified. I can't wait to see what happens next week!

Zinnie the Pooh was up to her shenanigans again this week. For a moment I thought we were seeing a nicer side to her but no, she didn't like Nicole getting to close to her and so she deleted her homework! Zinnie also has young hormonal Conor wrapped around her fingers and somehow he ended up stealing a brooch for her. She was also hilariously scathing to Amber about the quality of the clothes in Hola. Oh she's a little minx but I do love a panto villain, she's going to give us lots of fun!

Here in Dumbarton, we're all gearing up for starting filming again next week. Everyone's had a nice summer break and now it's time to crack on with new series. We've got plenty more exciting storylines planned!

Quote of the Week

Molly: "Amuse bouche? What the hell is that? Oh, I'm no eating that!"

Molly (later in same conversation): "Aye, I'm sure his bush needs amusing!" - really that whole conversation was hilarious!